Have you ever wondered what #OOYF writes in their diary? We know it’s private and all that, but guess what? Those diary entries are about to go public with our new column titled The Entry. Here we publish unedited diary entries from your favourite ‘Twimbos’ and boy don’t they have a lot of juicy bits to share! The Entry is basically your normal diary or journal entry, only that it will be read by everyone!
Want to share your story? Send your submissions to kirk@enthusemag.com
For our first week we start with the lady that is virtually ‘unable to can’, @tata_tainment.
Enjoy!
Entry 1: @tata_taiment
VB says he came to kiss me goodnight last night but he found me asleep, and in my natural form. I honestly should stop drinking mid-week lest great opportunities pass me by and by great opportunities I mean…. I have been at it with him for 3 weeks now. I do not know his real name, and I do not want to know it so I call him VB (short for vaginal bae). I met him one fateful day in the elevator and we clicked…okay our body parts clicked. I know I should at least learn the man’s name and how to pronounce it but what’s the point we are not in it for the long haul anyway it’s just for pleasure.
I have been hurt before I am not trying to go back there. Had it not been for my other needs I swear I wouldn’t need niggas ever but my reproductive parts won’t let me rest. Sometimes I want to know him especially when he is looking at me with those small eyes and throwing those strokes in the right direction. Sometimes I just want to get lost in whatever this is because nothing lasts forever in this earth, we all die anyway. But my heart threatened to protest if ever I let anybody in anytime soon so I’m chilled.
Why am I grinning like such a fool? Because he came all the way to kiss me goodnight? Or because he did not want to disturb my sleep so he just sat there and watched me sleep even though he found me naked? Or is it because he switched off all the lights before leaving? I like my men thoughtful, it’s the small little things. My men huh? I know I like him a tad more than I should even though he is not particularly handsome. In fact, if I was being honest I’d say he is not handsome at all. I know if we tried it, it will never work out, I am not ready for a relationship. He is good for my nether regions and in my nether regions he shall remain. But maybe….maybe I must just learn his name for now.
