Submitted anonymously under the pseudonym Peaches. “I am bigger than what you see. Don’t let my filthy innocence amuse you into too much comfort.”
This is actually a funny story. So this scum, he hasn’t always been scum to me, we had cataclysmic chemistry. I went supernova with him. It was love that humbled the universe until I discovered that dzinza rake was now paying rent for 9 months in my uterus. Yes I was pregnant, and did this boy not turn into Satan. Ever met a person so evil they make Satan blush? Let’s call him Lucifer, he’s just as black as his heart. That’s a joke, he doesn’t have a heart.
Anyway, this disappointment of a human has a lying problem, one so bad there are no limits. The type to lie about anything, even the time of day, given the right amount of intoxicating substances. It’s so bad if he was to tell the truth, Jesus would descend in shock to congratulate him. The cheating is just unbelievable, even a mating chicken displays more loyalty than Lucifer. So this motherfucker had everything, and dropped it to chase nothing with a manhood just as limited as his mentality or capacity to do anything right in his pathetic existence. I’m not even pissed anymore, you should have heard me yesterday.
Ever watched Deadpool? I’m Wade. And these shit-swizzlers are Francis. So this boy whose soul is STD infested from screwing so many people over, leads me on. Pretty dreams of marriage, happiness with our bundle of joy, but this man slut decides to showcase to the world that he’s an everlasting bastard, cheating on his supposed ‘wife’. Can’t even say sorry, instead posts his new found erection or whatever with his python of a relative and his lesbian cunt of a benefit.
Anyway Satan for some reason decided to bling my hotline, to talk about unheard-of-profanities of their copulating and the pea size balls to disown his kin. I’m sure he questions his genetic relation considering his small penis. Sorry I meant green bean. May the heavens forever punish you, and may your futures be covered in the shit you throw at others. May you be miserable with every breath of your useless existences. Zino Irema. Anyway that’s all.
Excellent literary presentation