The ghetto is a state in its own. We have security guards (home defenders), cops (jobless guys in the neighborhood watch) and we even had our own state intelligence! I’m not talking about guys in suits, wearing fake Ray Bands trying to hide their eyes. I’m talking about the real agents, ones who know everything. Nothing misses their eyes and ears. They know all, and they are deadly too. They are the ladies vepamusika. Let Me Explain.
These women occupy the vantage points of every area code. By the corners and by the bus stops. By the store and even outside of the saloon. You think hairdressers have the 411? That’s no longer the case! No thief or scammewr is not known. No lodger moves in or out withouth them knowing. you call it gossip and we call it intelligence. Let me lay it down clearly for you.
Yesterday my girlfriend came over to spend the day with me since everyone else had gone to church. To get here from where she stays she has to use a kombi. She dropped of by the shops and I collected her from there. As we walked on our way home I stopped to buy some cigarettes, mints and eggs. That was my second mistake! I hope you realised the first one (collecting her from the shops. The women selling there had already seen).
Let me explain something, when I said that they know everyone, I meant that. She was new, my parents were at church and I was walking home with her! They had deduced that already.
By the time I got home with her it was a given that my parents would find out. 10 witnesses(agents). All old ladies of my moms age, who know my mom, who gossip with my mom! The original information diggers! Anyone who stays in the ghetto knows this. These women are the genuine MI6!
ININI
