For the life of me. Twitter has been nothing but a huge mess today with dirt being slung across every timeline I have control of. Someone, somewhere on the Twittersphere started this gwaan and the whole of black Twitter is wildin’! This is one of the most amusing things to ever trend on my timeline on a Monday no less. Never the less, I will not shy away from sharing my views on it.
There are a lot of comments being thrown by our female counterparts on this sudden rise in interest of sex dolls and it looks like the wave is global. Now, now ladies, you have for years filled your dressers and wardrobes with weirdly shaped silicone male members that you used to pleasure yourselves and there has never been this much uproar. Now that some gentlemen have discovered the secrets of pleasuring themselves with these ‘dolls’ the elephant in the room is the actual purchase of this contraption.
Sex toys like dildos and other sex toys are acquired in line with the consumer preferences. Meaning, you can get a sex doll styled in the image of your dream girl, satisfying the sexual fetish that you have been harbouring for a while. While that’s not all, it’s a doll! Meaning all that girlfriend dream you have been going through can be cancelled, unless you a willing to commit to your plastic partner that is. This practice is on the rise with Japan leading the race not-so-surprisingly…or not!
We definitely cannot object to the advantages of the sex doll. To be quite honest, the prospect of owning one is quite tempting. However, in this African society in which we are desperately trying to change, it will be a while before any man who owns one lets his friends see it. Just in the same vein that virtually everyone refuses to admit that they masturbate. Why then would I admit to owning a sex doll to my friends and worse, the online community?
We can hype and joke about these toys but we need to be very honest with our selves. Are we going to actually buy them? Can one have a sex doll and be in a committed relationship? Is this a new freaky fetish or a need satisfied, also why are the ladies so salty on the TL. Speaking of which here are a couple of opinionated tweets on sex dolls which we found to be…pretty hilarious.
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#COYtus >> Since we can all agree everyone is having some type of private #SelfLove time. Choose your weapon of choice lovelies… #ENTHUSE
— #ENTHUSE (@ENTHUSEMag) January 15, 2018
Your wcw is triggered because her ass is made of the same material as the doll.
— swindler (@ThatoR_) January 15, 2018
When you upgrade your sex doll software pic.twitter.com/iyDbspF2gi
— #ThePlugEvent 24th Feb (@trapafasa) January 15, 2018
#TheDollMustDie pic.twitter.com/nRNQhq0kIu
— Sindisiwe van Zyl 🇿🇼 🇿🇦 (@sindivanzyl) January 15, 2018
niggas after day 92 with their sex doll soulmate pic.twitter.com/lhfIe3JTte
— gibcoin (@youwildgib) January 15, 2018
Fellas her vibrator sounds like a weed eater. Don’t let her make you feel guilty about your sex doll.
— IG: TrillestAC 📸 (@TrillestAC) January 15, 2018
If you buy a sex doll clearly that means I dont give it to you right.. not that I only bring sex to the table, I’m capable for more.. what infuriates me is the ordisity to bring that thing making me feel useless and defeated by a plastic. ❌ LET MY MAN BUY IT,I WILL SLAUGHTER IT!
— Babalwa (@Yourgirlbarbs) January 15, 2018
Sex doll: “Don’t you think it’s time we..
Me: pic.twitter.com/5HyL90ouNg
— Tsonga Prince 🤴🏽 (@Luda01) January 15, 2018
Somewhere in South Africa someone is not getting sex for the whole month because he tweeted about sex doll. pic.twitter.com/3gcwpD12TW
— KARABO_THE_GREAT (@sekwakwariri) January 15, 2018
When the doll asks what you are bringing to the table pic.twitter.com/0VqmYXCAiX
— The Instigator (@AmBlujay) January 15, 2018
When the sex doll finally arrives and women have no one to play with. pic.twitter.com/nF6y7JXhxa
— Paso Doble (@FixxTheDJango) January 15, 2018
“Those sex dolls can’t suck your dick like I can 😌💅🏾”
Ma’am that sex doll won’t complain about its jaws hurtin. I just gotta tap 3 buttons and its mouth will turn into a suction cup with massage and lubrication functionality. You’re obsolete beloved.
— CryptoDuragCoin (@TheDuragGeneral) January 15, 2018
#ReasonsWhySexDollsAreBetter
Gals galfriend allowance vs #sexdolls allowance pic.twitter.com/4T2lM6LKK7— Dzaddy_mO® (@mO_Moremi) January 15, 2018